I know what I'm about to say dates me but does anyone remember the show "The Outer Limits"? Each episode began:
"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We can reduce the focus to a soft blur, or sharpen it to crystal clarity. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to... The Outer Limits. "
This video may make you WISH you could adjust the horizontal, the vertical or the volume...the GOOD news is that it's NOT an hour, it's only 7ish minutes. True, it's 7 minutes of your life (and mine) we'll never get back again...but hey...it's not like you've got better stuff to do on a Saturday afternoon? Right? (Don't answer that)
As a disclaimer, I'm not so sure about your experiencing the "awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind" BUT you WILL hear about some Fabulous Finds and a great day of shopping for scrapbooking goodies...oh, and for those of you overseas who don't know what "Goodwill" is, it's a store that recycles and sells all kinds of things and then gives the proceeds to those with disabilities. A worthy and noble cause, yes?
Please stay tuned...
"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We can reduce the focus to a soft blur, or sharpen it to crystal clarity. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to... The Outer Limits. "
This video may make you WISH you could adjust the horizontal, the vertical or the volume...the GOOD news is that it's NOT an hour, it's only 7ish minutes. True, it's 7 minutes of your life (and mine) we'll never get back again...but hey...it's not like you've got better stuff to do on a Saturday afternoon? Right? (Don't answer that)
As a disclaimer, I'm not so sure about your experiencing the "awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind" BUT you WILL hear about some Fabulous Finds and a great day of shopping for scrapbooking goodies...oh, and for those of you overseas who don't know what "Goodwill" is, it's a store that recycles and sells all kinds of things and then gives the proceeds to those with disabilities. A worthy and noble cause, yes?
Please stay tuned...
Paula
