tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3008304778001008022.post8791418631399834410..comments2024-01-29T14:58:54.778-06:00Comments on Paula's Palace of AltAred Art: A THANKSGIVING TALE...Paula Clarehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06572562635544226495noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3008304778001008022.post-65077275112089020522017-11-23T09:53:49.760-06:002017-11-23T09:53:49.760-06:00Years ago had our whole family over for Christmas ...Years ago had our whole family over for Christmas dinner at our small apartment, and dinner was 3 hours late. We bought an almost 30 pound turkey and seriously underestimated the cooking time. When it was finally cooked all the way we almost couldn't get it out of the oven. It was so heavy the pan kept crumpling. It took 3 people, oven mitts, and towels to get it out. Oh and while it was baking we had to keep scooping out juice and dumping it so it wouldn't overflow into the bottom of the oven and catch fire, because it was too much for the disposable roasting pan to hold. Lol. It was our first year hosting a holiday dinner. I learned so much that year, and holidays are much more successful these days. But this Thanksgiving I don't have to cook anything except a side dish. My step son and his wife are hosting at their house for the first time. Crossing my fingers for their success. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14999392078920575760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3008304778001008022.post-4180198009183638062014-11-26T13:51:38.032-06:002014-11-26T13:51:38.032-06:00HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This story is still one of my...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This story is still one of my favorite Thanksgiving traditions. :)Emileigh https://www.blogger.com/profile/13683866769745929646noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3008304778001008022.post-11876268850878251892010-11-17T07:37:08.428-06:002010-11-17T07:37:08.428-06:00Tears are streaming down my face!!! That stroy is...Tears are streaming down my face!!! That stroy is so hilaious!! My red face came a couple of years ago when I decided to NOT make homemade rolls and bought frozen ones at the store and baked them. Apparently I didn't read that these rolls had sausages in them! Who puts sausages in rolls. You should have seen the looks on my guests faces when sausages popped out of their rolls! I still get teased about it!<br /><br />Blessings<br /><br />LindaLBPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05251317897435993490noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3008304778001008022.post-47463765271401611872010-11-17T07:13:42.160-06:002010-11-17T07:13:42.160-06:00Paula this is hilarious!Thank you so much for link...Paula this is hilarious!Thank you so much for linky this over at Rick-Rack..love it.<br />You need to make a copy of this and put it in your recipe book.<br /><br />Hugs Cindy from Rick-Rack and GinghamCindyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02605869260096318108noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3008304778001008022.post-53033371429658988242009-11-23T12:17:26.088-06:002009-11-23T12:17:26.088-06:00Hi Karen,
OH NO! You are seriously reduced to usin...Hi Karen,<br />OH NO! You are seriously reduced to using a microwave for your turkey? You MUST implore a friend for the use of her oven...truly...I have NO HOPE that a microwave cooked bird would EVER replace the slow, lingering fires of a regular gas (or electric) oven! Sometimes Kroger or other stores will also cook the turkey for you...you MUST be creative in thinking but by NO MEANS succumb to the false hope of a golden brown microwave turkey!Paula Clarehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06572562635544226495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3008304778001008022.post-68293546377576416802009-11-23T10:33:43.591-06:002009-11-23T10:33:43.591-06:00Dear Paula, I ran across your blog while trying to...Dear Paula, I ran across your blog while trying to find information on microwaving a turkey. My stove went out this summer and I cannot afford to replace it. I only cook now on my George Foreman grill and microwave. I am a widow so it's no big deal. But an unknowing friend gave me a turkey. I am short of money, so I need to try to cook it. However, I wanted to share my Thanksgiving disaster story. I had been cooking very successful dinners and entertaining up to this time. ?But a few years ago, my Pastor and Pastor's wife offered me to spend Thanksgiving dinner with them and their other guests. I asked what I could bring, and was asked to bring either a ham or turkey. We decided on the turkey. I did my usual routine in preparing the turkey, but I looked for the giblet package and couldn't find it. I reached inside and washed the turkey inside and out before cooking. After the preparing, roasting, and arriving at the dinner, they start to carve the turkey and out pops the "baked in" giblet bag. I was mortified!!!! So of course, they have never asked me to bring anything else to any function. Hahaha! But life goes on.... Thanks for your wonderful story. I will try to see what I can do with the microwave this year! Haha! Best wishes to you Paula for a wonderful holiday season. God bless you, Karen (cash4you2spend2day@netzero.com)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3008304778001008022.post-28492910922622217732009-11-21T15:26:13.484-06:002009-11-21T15:26:13.484-06:00Thanks so much for all your comments...I confess I...Thanks so much for all your comments...I confess I forgot yet another juicy detail...I decided this same year to make home made bread...again, following the package instructions: "Dissolve one package of yeast in warm water". I did so and then couldn't figure out how to get the foil/paper out of the water/yeast mixture to add it to the flour! My sisters said it was like watching the three stooges stuff a turkey...."Separate two eggs"...ha!Paula Clarehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06572562635544226495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3008304778001008022.post-22035314168595634802009-11-21T15:22:47.784-06:002009-11-21T15:22:47.784-06:00Oh no! You didn't! Oh my gosh. I'll bet...Oh no! You didn't! Oh my gosh. I'll bet you've been the topic of many a tale about Thanksgiving!! Too, too funny! There's one good thing about this...you only have to bring the drinks and I have to bring a ham, and waldorf salad and sweet potatoes, etc....Bettyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03598073152850671278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3008304778001008022.post-87502774885350566452009-11-20T08:43:43.088-06:002009-11-20T08:43:43.088-06:00Oh Heavens~ This is hilarious!!! And SO you :) Is ...Oh Heavens~ This is hilarious!!! And SO you :) Is this why you are called a "starving artist"?? *chuckle* So...what or should I say where did you end up eating?? I'm picturing a scene similar to that of "A Christmas Story" with you and all the fam..sitting at the local chinese resturant. FA RAH RAH RAH RAH :)Angelahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10547958478211090234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3008304778001008022.post-28025849505687382172009-11-19T22:33:22.692-06:002009-11-19T22:33:22.692-06:00Paula Clare, This is such a hysterical story! I lo...Paula Clare, This is such a hysterical story! I love it! It's so me! Thank goodness I'm not alone in my cluelessness! I am so excited to tell you I made a chunky Christmas book! Oh my gosh your example helped me get the idea of what to do. I'm so happy with the finished project, already looking forward to another! Would you like me to return your book with your tags? It is just so wonderful, I can't imagine your giving it away. I'm afraid the pages are a little more worn from all my thumbing! This is a very loved book! Let me know, and a very Happy Thanksgiving to you! ElizabethAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10973995314752982177noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3008304778001008022.post-31018348732738333752009-11-19T03:46:39.164-06:002009-11-19T03:46:39.164-06:00That was priceless!
One year, the element went ou...That was priceless!<br /><br />One year, the element went out in our oven and we had to microwave the turkey.<br /><br />Last year, on Christmas day, the element went out in the oven and somehow the electrical current was then running thru the house and the water pipes were electrified (we are not properly grounded in our ancient old house)...I got zapped with a jolt when I was brushing my teeth. Good thing I was out of the tub at that point!Hopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11837513506057486729noreply@blogger.com