Wednesday, August 5


Greetings, dear reader!

I am writing to alert you to the fact that gnome napping (as in Kidnapping) is at an all time high here in the Vern. My travel companion, Gnomey, general stands in my rose garden minding his own business, diligently guarding both hearth and home.

(you can see how seriously he takes his job)

Anyway, unbeknownst to me, my little friend was Gnome napped while hubby dear and I were in the hot tub the other night.

Please alert the authorities (i.e. ME!) if/when you spot this gnome napper. Let's all work together to bring this crime to justice!

More soon,
Paula Clare

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